Honest. Fair. Everywhere.
Originally uploaded by kyleroth.

There has to be more going on in the world than this, which is apparently what Cleveland deems newsworthy. Well this and the birth of Brad and Angelina’s baby.

Pimpfants is a new line of infant clothing that includes the “Baby Bling” brand. The clothes aren’t all that exciting in my opinion, but the main question is - why is this on the evening news? I can understand the relevance of the senior citizen STD epidemic, which could actually be a big problem. It’s the way that the story was presented that made this so funny. I’m just happy to hear that our population of senior citizens is still “active.” Now they need to learn how to be safe during all that “activity.” And the x-ray, well we turned the channel by then.

After our long week, this gave us a good laugh, which is better than nothing. It just proves that this really is the cracker news channel I’ve always said it was.