when you are out somewhere with your child and you notice that child has an enormous booger lodged in their nose, so you subject them to what they would consider torture in an attempt to dig it out…triggering a somewhat inappropriate feeling of pride and accomplishment when it is finally free…only to realize that there is no place to dispose of the gooey prize…so you put it in your pocket.

More on the crazy news anchor comments tomorrow…I’m off to wash the snot out of my clothes.