Liv loves to shit when we are out. Of course, as a newborn, nursing infant she would happily fill her diaper all hours of the day, regardless of whether or not we were home, but now that she has it down to one poo a day, she has decided that it’s in her best interest to hold it until we are away from home…shopping…in the freezer aisle…or in the middle of a Target extravaganza…or during lunch at our fave establishment (think nuggets and toys)…just about anyplace that requires complete upheaval of said activity in order to relieve the little princess of her oh so stinky mess. It’s a complete pain in the you know what, and the best part is that she smiles at you…that “I know what I did, and it’s freakin hilarious to me that you have to drop everything you are doing to find a bathroom and change me with one hand while the other hand makes sure Kade doesn’t touch anything…aren’t I adorable” smile. Yes, Liv…you are adorable, but I just wish you could set your clock to eliminate when you wake up…especially on the days I’m running and your dad has to get you out of bed…is that too much to ask?