Have I really been sporting a “reverse mullet” for over a year? Have I walked the streets of Cleveland with people looking at me thinking, “that girl has a Kate Gosselin hair-do”? Do I want to run to the salon screaming “help”? Apparently, it’s a big, fat YES to all three.
And I had no idea. None.
Complete. Blissful. Ignorance.
Until now…
Party in the front.
Business in the back. Thankfully, my stylist actually knows how to cut.
No flippin way. I can’t believe it. I refuse to accept it. I didn’t even know about Kate or her hairstyle until national news decided that this woman’s private business was more important than President Obama’s healthcare plan.
I’m so not Kate Gosselin.
I’m Rihanna.
Ahh…now I feel better.
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For what it is worth, to me, your style comes off as more of a soft feminine devilock. Kate Gosselin looks more like a roosters ass.
-MWP
oh this is hilarious. and don’t worry your reverse mullet is hot and kate’s is well not.
just don’t go spiking your up in the back and adding ugly highlights.
Kate’s hair looks ridiculous (the highlights, the spiking, the bad layer job). Yours is hawt. Rihanna all the way!
HAHA. Don’t worry, yours is much better than stupid Kate’s. Something weird is going on in the back of hers these days.