Have I really been sporting a “reverse mullet” for over a year? Have I walked the streets of Cleveland with people looking at me thinking, “that girl has a Kate Gosselin hair-do”? Do I want to run to the salon screaming “help”? Apparently, it’s a big, fat YES to all three.
And I had no idea. None.
Complete. Blissful. Ignorance.
Party in the front.
Business in the back. Thankfully, my stylist actually knows how to cut.
No flippin way. I can’t believe it. I refuse to accept it. I didn’t even know about Kate or her hairstyle until national news decided that this woman’s private business was more important than President Obama’s healthcare plan.
I’m so not Kate Gosselin.
Ahh…now I feel better.